Category: don’t speak…don’t speak!

I got tagged on this one on Facebook a couple weeks back.  And read it wrong…bad eye’s or bad reader not sure which?

Here was the tag;

Rules:
* Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions in a note to your wall.

I read fifth as first…whatever!  This time the rule is;

Pick up the book closest to you and turn to page 56 and write down the 1st sentence of paragraph 5.

The book is the same. Either way I’m stuck!  Page 56 of Heck: Where The Bad Kids Go by Dale E. Bayse only has 4 paragraphs.  But I know Dale because I use to talk to him on the phone and try to get him to work for companies that I found talent for.  And I want to help him sell books.  I may have one on the self one day…

So how about 5th sentence of the first paragraph.  No only 2 sentences there. So I’m going to count the title as a paragraph and are you ready?

“NO!” screamed Milton as little, grotesquely cute demons wielding pitchsporks shepherded the frightened boys and girls in the opposite direction.”

I think I’ll tag…Tiny Elvis Girl.